A Disney-ized retelling of Dumas' classic swashbuckling story of three swordsmen plus one of the disbanded French king's guard who seek to save their King from the scheming of the Cardinal Richelieu. Jokes and stunts are the expected fare in this light-hearted and jaunty adventure.
cast
Charlie Sheen as Aramis Chris O'Donnell as D'Artagnan Gabrielle Anwar as Queen Anne Julie Delpy as Constance Kiefer Sutherland as Athos Oliver Platt as Porthos Rebecca De Mornay as Lady Sabine DeWinter Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu
quote
Girard: [with D'Artagnan's sword at his throat] My brothers will avenge me...
[D'Artagnan looks up to see Gerard's three brothers arriving on horseback]
D'Artagnan: Already?
[turns and runs]
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The epithets practically write themselves. "Young Swords." "Teenage Mutant Ninja Musketeers." "The Three Mouseketeers" (this one is a Disney product). Pejoratives all, and all suggesting something constructed in a zealously commercial fashion. That's exactly what the latest incarnation of THE THREE MUSKETEERS is: pitch meeting filmmaking in all its overstuffed glory. What is astonishing is that something vaguely resembling entertainment emerged. Thanks to a high-energy finale and a wonderfully goofy performance by Oliver Platt, THE THREE MUSKETEERS narrowly avoids complete disaster.