The Cable Guy: Sounds like heart break to me.
Steven Kovacs: Well I really don't want to discuss it with you. Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
The Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!
Jim Carrey is Chip Douglas, cable installer. Raised on television sitcoms, he wants life to look just like My Three Sons. And when he meets single guy Steven Kovacs (Matthew Broderick), he sees his chance for some serious male bonding. But Chip's idea of friendship - which includes physical assault, a game of `Porno Password' and a medieval joust - may be hazardous to Steven's health. In Chip's own immortal words, I can be your best friend... or your worst enemy. Directed by Ben Stiller (Reality Bites), THE CABLE GUY is the perfect comedy for the TV generation. Jim Carrey's comic genius is frightening. George Pennacchio, CBS-TV San Diego
