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Football Player #2: Hey, Lutz! Do you know who I am?
Derek: Let me see. Protruding sub-ordinal ridges,
[football player grabs Derek]
Derek: small cranium, 1300 cc brain, I've got it! Neanderthal Man!
Football Player #2: [to Jason] You. I want you to call his mother. Tell her he's never coming home.
Jason Melon: Hey, hey. Are you sure you've even got the right guy. Look at how many people have blue hair these days.
Football Player #2: Shut up, meathead!
Thornton Melon: Hey, hey; leave the kid alone! The war's over. You've got no parts for your head.
Football Player #2: Oh yeah, what are YOU going to do, beat me up?
Thornton Melon: No, I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...
Thornton Melon: [points at Lou] HE gets physical.
[Lou has just crushed a metal napkin holder with one hand]
Lou: You got a problem?
Football Player #2: No. I don't got a problem.
Lou: Now you do.
[Lou slugs the football player, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]
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